My bestest favorite Spam mail ever!

[joegoda]

Someone Has Paid L.T.T.E. To Assassinate You

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with
you till further notice, you have no need knowing who I am, where am
from, till I make out space for it. ZLiberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
had being paid
$6,232 in full to terminate you for some important reasons unknown to us,
but we strongly believe it your friend, relation or co workers. Do not contact
the
police or F.B.I or try to send a copy of this secure and confidential Email
to them,
because if you do, the ZLiberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam will definitely
know, because they
are a well connected Assassination Group, and have some corrupt workers in
such
security organization and making any noise, they will know that something
is wrong and they will fasten the assignment.

Now, Listen I will arrange for a secure way for you to receive the ORIGINAL
recorded video/audio tape which contain
evidence of the deal between the person that want you dead and the Zalax
Assassination Group, and
to do this, you need to choice your desired evidence type listed below and
each price for it is listed below also
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1. Video Tape and 4 snapped pictures $1,630 USD
2. Audio Tape and assignment payment document $,830 USD.
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Please note that the upfront payment which we are requesting from you is
to support our satellite project which already been sponsor by some
people which we had saved their life in thesame way like yours, and this
satellite need to be launched before September, before our
organization we become an Governmental Organization, which will full strength
to fight against Assassination, Terrorism and Drugs.
Your are to contact us with your chosen evidence type using the following
contact information, in order for us to send you details on how to
send the money to us via Money Gram, which is very secure to make such payment.

Comments

[softpaw.livejournal.com]

wow..thats a new one

[joegoda.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought. Scary thing is... I had to figure out if it was real or not. Ah, the joys of living an adventurous life!

[starseeking.livejournal.com]

Wow, see this is what you get for messing with some covens my friend. *wink*

But um, it's past September, their sats are too late.

[joegoda.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I sure wish they could have been more grammatically correct. But hey! They're assassins, not poets!

And if it was a coven, I can pretty much tell you that you would have seen the lights in the skies and felt the tremors in the fabric. Covens might send assassins, to cover any sort of magical stuff with the mundane, but hopefully, they would find a better sort of assassin.

I mean, really... $6,232 is all I'm worth? *sigh*

[capi.livejournal.com]

*giving the nod to all of these points* Seriously. I would like to proof any further hit notifications, please? Oy. And yes, you are in fact worth a good deal more than $6K; are we going to open bidding? Yeesh. The whole coven thing, i think i'll just leave that one alone. It's fun and fascinating, but highly complex and pretty much out of my depth. *grin*

When i got to the comment you made below about "undiscolosed recipients" i was drawing in a breath to explode, but my computer was apparently even more infuriated than i was, cuz it just plain ol' shut off. !!! See. Teh dumb. I think these guys musta flunked outa terrorist school and started their own assassin school cuz it made 'em feel tough, or something. *gag*

As Doc points out, this IS a threat on your life, whether serious or not, the fact stands.

[joegoda.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Sis. A threat it might be, but whether it is to my life or not remains to be seen. It wasn't exactly addressed to Chester Beebe. I went looking and didn't find any information about this "keller Zvezdan Anti Assassination Group" who supposedly sent the email.

The email server that sent the email, correo.terra.cl, is a blacklisted server by the internet mail cops.

I suspect it was a spam mail, as the email it was from translates to a Father Alejandro Osorio of the Missionary Oblates of Mary Immaculate, from somewhere in South America. Oddly, this is a Missionary that helps the Poor of the world. Rather ironic, I thought.

On further research, Father Alejandro Osorio, turned up the name Alejandro Osorio, who was convicted of "ROBBERY IN BAND WITH HOMICIDE AND FRUSTRATED HOMICIDE" in the Philippines back in 1969. Means he went around with a bunch of his chums and robbed people, killing at least one.

Interesting stuff, this.

The fact may point out that it was a threat. The reality may point out that it was a spam letter trying to bilk money from someone. The truth is that it is a ludicrous thing, not worthy of my worry. To pull the FBI into it would necessitate me giving them all sorts of access to my life. A life which they have, up to this point, had very little interest in. I'm just paranoid enough to NOT want to give them a reason to go any deeper into it.

Now... if it happens again... that would be a whole different kettle of fish.

[brotherwilliam.livejournal.com]

Announcing the joegoda defense and protection fund, contributions may be made via pay-pal....


bw

[joegoda.livejournal.com]

Pshaw. I don' need no steekin' monies. I gots friends like YOU!

[brotherwilliam.livejournal.com]

and I know people in LOW places....

bw

[docjeff.livejournal.com]

That is technically a threat against your life. The FBI would love to visit whoever sent that to you, spammer or not. *nods*

Of course you have the full support of The Caribou Wrecking Crew who are more than happy to inflict many Cariboubous upon those who would intend you harm :) *Hugs*

[joegoda.livejournal.com]

Technically, yeah, it might be. However, the email was sent to "Undisclosed Recipients". They didn't even have my name. It is to laugh, Doc.

I considered sending it on to the FBofI. It's still just calmly sitting in my inbox while I flip that coin.

[mstami.livejournal.com]

That's weird! Death threat spam! The jerks!