My bestest favorite Spam mail ever!

[joegoda]

Someone Has Paid L.T.T.E. To Assassinate You

Attention! Attention!! Attention!!!,

I want you to read this message very carefully, and keep the secret with
you till further notice, you have no need knowing who I am, where am
from, till I make out space for it. ZLiberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (LTTE)
had being paid
$6,232 in full to terminate you for some important reasons unknown to us,
but we strongly believe it your friend, relation or co workers. Do not contact
the
police or F.B.I or try to send a copy of this secure and confidential Email
to them,
because if you do, the ZLiberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam will definitely
know, because they
are a well connected Assassination Group, and have some corrupt workers in
such
security organization and making any noise, they will know that something
is wrong and they will fasten the assignment.

Now, Listen I will arrange for a secure way for you to receive the ORIGINAL
recorded video/audio tape which contain
evidence of the deal between the person that want you dead and the Zalax
Assassination Group, and
to do this, you need to choice your desired evidence type listed below and
each price for it is listed below also
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1. Video Tape and 4 snapped pictures $1,630 USD
2. Audio Tape and assignment payment document $,830 USD.
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Please note that the upfront payment which we are requesting from you is
to support our satellite project which already been sponsor by some
people which we had saved their life in thesame way like yours, and this
satellite need to be launched before September, before our
organization we become an Governmental Organization, which will full strength
to fight against Assassination, Terrorism and Drugs.
Your are to contact us with your chosen evidence type using the following
contact information, in order for us to send you details on how to
send the money to us via Money Gram, which is very secure to make such payment.