For a stuffed and imaginary animal, Simon has some of the most expressive eyes I've ever seen. I think his eyes, combined with his lil crooked smile and rather debonair manner is why he came to live with me.
Have I mentioned that Simon has a thing about climbing all over attractive women? He doesn't just like boobs or butts or faces or feet. Simon believes in the BodyShop.
Frankly, I think he would die a happy monkey with you. If he could die, that is.
You never met Simon, did you? He was too busy hanging around the fridge with Knuckles to be bothered with the 'wimmen' as he calls 'em. I never did find out what he and Knuckles chatted about. Simon is a Mum Monkey.
It is indeed a scary thing when two minds, twisted by too much time and unconstrained by normal society, meet and discuss. Heck, there was this one time down in Bolivia... No. I can't tell that one. It's too unbelievable.
I made Josh curtains that hung for years and years and YEARS in his room of that same space with planets fabric that Mister Simon is peeking over there....
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branchandroot
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Date: 2009-07-26 02:58 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:29 am (UTC)What is he watching? He's watching YOU!
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Date: 2009-07-26 03:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:12 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:30 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:32 am (UTC)Frankly, I think he would die a happy monkey with you. If he could die, that is.
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Date: 2009-07-26 03:14 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:40 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 04:10 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 04:37 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 03:40 am (UTC)I made Josh curtains that hung for years and years and YEARS in his room of that same space with planets fabric that Mister Simon is peeking over there....
This amuses me most mightily.
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Date: 2009-07-26 04:11 am (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2009-07-26 07:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-27 03:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-26 04:38 pm (UTC)I need sage advice. Can we talk?
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Date: 2009-07-26 07:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-07-27 12:51 am (UTC)