In short, insipid comes to mind
Oct. 2nd, 2009 02:15 amI watched The Golden Compass, which was taken from the book Northern Lights by Phillip Pullman. I liked the movie, and give an Eh on my movie meter. It's an Eh because it's nothing truly special. Cool effects, interesting concept, neat-o toys, but really... it's not a great movie. Just a good one.
I liked the polar bears, regardless of the CGI. In fact, I think I liked 'em because of the CGI. If the Coke polar bears had been like that, Pepsi would be no more. If REAL polar bears were like that, they wouldn't be endangered. We might be, but polar bear would definite be in for the contender status.
Now... after the movie; and I really, really wanted to watch the credits, this horrible, wailing, sad, sad, ragged bit of voice started to sing something that was supposed to be a song, but somehow, to my ears, fell so short as to being an actual song with something meaningful in it, that I had to turn off the DVD player and go look up the cast on IMDB.
Of course, I also had to look up who the singer was and what the heck the name of the song was and surprise to me; it was KATE BUSH. I could have sworn she had talent. Guess everyone has an off day. Or life, or whatever. And if you liked the song, great. I didn't and can't possibly listen to it again without driving a pen through my ear drums.
Still, it wasn't a bad movie. It was just an Eh movie, saved mostly by that last fight scene.
I liked the polar bears, regardless of the CGI. In fact, I think I liked 'em because of the CGI. If the Coke polar bears had been like that, Pepsi would be no more. If REAL polar bears were like that, they wouldn't be endangered. We might be, but polar bear would definite be in for the contender status.
Now... after the movie; and I really, really wanted to watch the credits, this horrible, wailing, sad, sad, ragged bit of voice started to sing something that was supposed to be a song, but somehow, to my ears, fell so short as to being an actual song with something meaningful in it, that I had to turn off the DVD player and go look up the cast on IMDB.
Of course, I also had to look up who the singer was and what the heck the name of the song was and surprise to me; it was KATE BUSH. I could have sworn she had talent. Guess everyone has an off day. Or life, or whatever. And if you liked the song, great. I didn't and can't possibly listen to it again without driving a pen through my ear drums.
Still, it wasn't a bad movie. It was just an Eh movie, saved mostly by that last fight scene.