Ha! You realize that may *never* happen. Since this is a story partly written with a musical theme, I direct you to the works of Kris Kristofferson, from his album Chapter 33, and the song, The Pilgrim:

He's a walkin' contradiction, partly truth and partly fiction,
Takin' ev'ry wrong direction on his lonely way back home.

I have been described this way by more than one friend. Then again, maybe, just for you, I might... *might*... make it happen.